December 2011
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It's 2011
I am here, in 2011, at 9:17pm, on Saturday the 31st of December.
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Just sitting around
thinking of which minorities to oppress today.
Hey, just back from boating
Hey world! Josh here. Well, I just bought a fresh batch of skinnies, my mom says I should stop wearing them, but I don’t care. I’ve been wearing them since way back, I knew they’d become known as neat all across all cultures and sub-cultures (I don’t really like Rap but shout-out Lil Wayne!!! TOTALLY awesome skinnies, pal!!!). Girls, you can talk to me if you want, some say...
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I am a man of your dreams, I promise that in my heart. No tear us from each other soul in the eyes of all God, as one, as the universe. The strong man, as much as ox, each testicle (at least 10) as big as bull, filled with sperm as elephant. I give you strong children, my heart beat just for you. I cry when I lost you, laugh when I see it, why this is so? For you, I have much love.
I lose my...
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TO ALL BEAUTIFUL LADY WHICH I MARRY
Hello lady, pretty, I come your presence, and I see, I smell, I taste, I touch, I enter kingdom of God. Curvaceous figure, luscious lip, vagina smell of beautiful nature like just after a rains, like a trees, like all thing good. Pre-orgasm intensity of pressure before thunderstorm. I go a crazy in my heads for you, one brain, one mind, which more important? They are two, as spice girl say, we...
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anothervalleykid:
I hate getting close to people, because most of the time they feed you all this bullshit, and I try not to get close to people, all these people that are supposedly there for you whenever you need them and shit just leave you hanging at some point, and half the time that’s when you need them the most, you can truly only depend on yourself.
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But if everyone...
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add me neopetz beanboy72
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why am I laughing so hard?
(via blanklove)
Good Lord.
omfg i wanna give him the biggest high five ever! lmfao.
-There Are Fucking Tears Coming Down My Eyes Right Now Hahahaha
LMAO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I’M LAUGHING THIS HARD
Damn he went hard on whoever was...
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@Dalena
interezt….very interezt….u a theoryeticals physicist or suttin?????
i jus b like
ay gurl wutcho nayng eeyuh
bobby-quine-experiment asked: LOL
*fartz in2 spase, creating eternal stink*
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*runz 4rm da jakes*
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